My puppy is Artemis, too! I always enjoy it when someone meets her and says, quietly, “like... bleached asshole Artemis?”

I’m a HUGE HUGE HUGE sunny fan.

Rae, by the name of your cat and your use of the word “Jabroni” I am guessing you are a Sunny fan?

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

That Samsung team is really... blowing up.

It hides Pokémon.

*Googles Zork*

She clearly only tested it for a few minutes before writing this article. I wouldn’t trust her judgement when most other reports coming in are saying it has improved.

Manners are dead. Anybody driven to catch Pokemon at solemn sites like the Peace Park or that museum or Holocaust memorials should be ashamed of themselves.

You’re kinda being deliberately obtuse here. Asking for ID in order to provide a fundamental right, when you know that older people, poor people, and minorities are less likely to have the required ID is ageist, classist, and racist. Checking ID before entering a private club is a different thing, and you know it’s a…

How about its my money and if I want to spend it playing Pokemon at a concert while not harming anyone what does it matter to you?

A platform would be nice...

Mario’s Chocolate Gelato (which, thematically, doesn’t make much sense)

Makes me not regret not buying mario maker.

Oh how I love that god damned book...

Gotta start checking for extra quarters. Might need that later. ;-)

Is Ready Player One real? Is this guy a Gunter? Do I need to be searching for easter eggs so I can start my own space program? I think I need to start searching for hidden messages in the math behind the Konami code or some shit.

Reminds me of

I think kertos is a pretty cool guy eh kills gods and doesn't afraid of anything.

Yet another video game webcomic that would have been funnier with one less panel.