The sheer number of different emotions I’m feeling is exceptional. 

I cannot stress enough how many times my fight or flight response was triggered while watching that trailer.

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

Man, I’m going to spend all weekend swapping out 3.5" floppies.

Twister already is the sexy version of Twister.

I dig it. She looks like an Overwatch character. They should release it on Switch and make this a skin for Black Widow or something. 

I had read about this guy before but always pictured him as a blue collar working class guy renting out a dingy basement to Nintendo or something (the description of him as their “landlord” gave the impression of something a lot more humble), so the fact that he was doing international business deals worth tens of…

This is why I love Insomniac lmao and because of the memes in their announcements. And their games of course.

Because this is what we wanted. The assumption that all people wanted was online multiplayer is why so much single-player content was cut out of Soul Calibur 4 and 5, and it was not a fun time. The writing in 6 might be goofy, but it’s a fun kind of goofy and comes with a ton of single-player content.

There are games based on exploration that absolutely need fall damage.

There must be balance in the universe

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

We all know why they are taking those games off the store. They are freaking rigging the Game of the Year poll. Wake up people.

Never change Japan

It’s just as trivial as any other category in Jeopardy, though. If they can study up on 17th century literature, they can study up on video games.

I’m drunk and pedantic, so I’m going to argue that, because the mounts in Joust flew, they were in fact ostrich-like creatures, and not actual ostriches.

No, (s)he skimmed your comment and only read the last sentence and that’s why reading is FUNdamental!

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.