I bought this game a million years ago and never played it. Someday....

Shut up is what!

Isn’t there a video where a guy was saved from a headshot due to the bullet being intercepted by a thrown weapon?

Did you do the crafting quests? That explains much of the basics, including attaching power lines. Yeah, much of it has a trial and error element of it, but that’s way more fun.

All I want from the game is an easier way to scrap things in my inventory.

Set between the events of A New Home and The Empire Strikes Back, the Galactic Empire...

Silly, Totilo, Lara’s a person, not a plane.

You mean the belly button? I presume it’s drawn on the fabric.

I’m in a pretty similar situation as Zifnab, though I’m a few years older. And while I’ll also underscore the situation by talking about virginity, it isn’t the lack of sex that bothers me. I’m pretty confident that I could get laid if that was the only thing important to me.

Part of the problem with nailing the controls is that the camera doesn’t necessarily favor the action. Your screen could be stuck on the target, while your assassin is trying to make a leap somewhere off to the side. This is even worse if you’re trying to go up or down. There is no snappy way to look to the top of the…

I haven’t played Unity or Syndicate(from what I gather, they control similarly), but I feel like the controls hit their pique with Brotherhood. I felt like you could get good at those controls, and I spent a ton of time in the multiplayer of that game. 3 and 4 undid player proficiency because it seemed to try to guess…

It seems it started out with a bit where she was trying to identify handhelds by taste. Then it got referenced again. Then it became a running gimmick with her.

Gasp! I didn’t even realize it was her. I though Samus looked vaguely familiar. And I thought the contacts were pretty distracting.

Here’s my favorite intro:

The title of this article forced me to recall The Terrible Thunderlizards. Thank you.

Sooooo..... you’ve never seen Firefly?

Wrong person....

You be like,

Good grief.

[This article was originally published on 9/29/15.]

Why does anyone care what this curator group thinks if they weren’t already concerned if 60FPS was important? It’s not like they called their group, “Objectively Bad Games” and then used framerate as the only metric to judge it on.

Devs, if it’s a problem for you that people know your game doesn’t hit 60FPS, then make…