Get Skyrim. ^_^ Hours of fun and I really don’t see any problems with it. I use it to introduce Beowulf and King Arthur and The Knights of the Round Table to my students to build their vocabulary and concept of historical significance. They really grasp the concepts of the stories rather quickly. I end up getting my…

The guidance counselor never told me that if I were a thin blonde news anchor, I could say some racist shit and still get paid $69 million while never doing any work.  That was never offered as a career choice.  Neither was aggrieved conservative victim, but here we are.

If I had a $69mil contract about to be bought out I would retire early and fuck off to some tropical island and buy a boat. 

I work a full time job with frequent overtime, but I can barely pay the bills while feeding 2 and paying rent in one of the most expensive cities in the world.

To put in perspective, she lost her job a few months ago and we’re now running on fumes, we can’t even afford canned soup at the moment.

Huh. I hadn’t considered that.

Look, I know I’m officially old as dirt, but all these women are gorgeous. Have standards of beauty changed so much as to have become completely unrealistic?

I mean, when I was like 9/10 I told my parents I wanted to be a pet groomer when I grew up, and now I’m a software developer so... don’t sweat it too much :) 

One day you wake up and there is a new comedy rule in place. Some people don’t get the memo and run into a brick wall.

You know, at this point it’s no longer a bug. This is a feature.

This totally backfired for me.  My youngest plays Minecraft.  Which is perfectly fine and she enjoys it.  However, she wanted to learn to do more advanced things, so she watches other kids playing Minecraft.  Now when we ask her what she wants to be when she grows up?  “Daddy, I’m gonna be a Youtuber when I grow up!” …

You don’t seem like a decent person lmao. You seem like a nut job. 

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

The evil bar was set lower back then, I suppose. ;)

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

I only watched the first two or three episodes of the reboot, so I’m not very invested. But that header picture is punching me in the gut in a way I didn’t expect. I grew up in a blue collar, on the suburbs like Lanford place, watching the original in the 80s. Dad a big guy like Goodman, Mom taking part time jobs like…

lol how does that at all devalue what happened in any possible way? “it could happen to anyone” is exactly the issue... for fucks sake.

It’s like the writers built in a failsafe in case of emergency.

Yeah, the rule of law is supposed to be the ideal that no one is above the law.

That’s supposed to be way back. Fuck my phone.