Copyright needs to go out a fucking airlock and die.

I was a christian back then.  Was there anyone we DIDN’T accuse of being a satanist back then?  It was all the rage in the 80s and 90s.  Are they famous?  Rich?  Do we envy them?  they probably made a deal with Satan.

I tried to play Jumpman... I die SO fast every time...

I moved around a ton in my 20s but that was partially because I was in a cult so.. there’s that.  “Moving: The Cult Edition” DLC 

Yep - we’re all food for worms lads, today’s controversy is tomorrow’s history book lesson when kids will say , “They actually argued over that?”

Who the fuck keeps a Calendar for damn near 40 years?

Sorry to hear it. Some guys think another romantic interaction will fix it. It’s a boneheaded idea probably rooted in our ego - “Hey! I can cure you with.... ME!”

It gets easier. And - everyone is different and every relationship is different. But to be honest the worst of it was in the first year. That one that really wrecked me had me drinking tons of wine, going to sleep drunk. Staying up late on chat boards and trying to make sense of why it happened... and some mornings…

I lived that last story. Here’s a fairly good rule of thumb. It takes twice as long to get over a girlfriend as it was to be with her... In my case I loved and lost someone I had pursued and dated over the course of 4 years. It took almost 10 for me to get over her. In that 10 years I had gotten married, had a kid.…

Not sure why there hasn’t been much hype. I’m loving the TR series and honestly - there haven’t been very many great platformers since Prince of Persia’s last outing. Now THERE’s something I’d love to see a remaster of. The Sands of Time especially (the original one from what? 2004?)

Wow... You’d think she’d figure out he was a shithead after the first one dropped.

I remember when Final Fantasy XI and WoW both caused their share of divorces.

Is it possible they’re doing a remaster or something?

With that much money - he can’t possibly have gotten it all through moral or legit means.

Gnat clit - thank you for adding to my repertoire of creative cussing.

Jesus H Christ, who has time to go to every single store?  I’m not a mall rat so I don’t see the point of these gigantic mega malls, I just want to buy my shit and go home.

Is it even a good mall?

Wtf...  Who sits there and takes that?  I want to know the story behind this now...

For some reason as soon as I get into a bookstore, it’s like I had a laxative.  I don’t know why or how.  Even if I thought I was empty - bookstore, oh shit now I gotta find a bathroom before I can enjoy looking at books.  Why... The ... Eff does this happen?

Friend of mine checked the other day. Site said “tickets STARTING at $600".

Wait - are you serious?  It’s One ticket per half of the show?  WTF.  And people are paying this?  Ridiculous.