Of all the things annoying about this guy, it’s the ‘nice try Buttercup’ that gets me the most.  May your CT be plagued by all of the common issues

Speed dial? No. Do I have a the numbers of a couple of criminal attorneys I know in my phone? Yes. I am not a criminal (well sorta, I mean weed is still illegal in this state, and I do occasionally cross the state border for some edibles), but weird shit happens in life.

O.K., I have a related question: I have gone my entire 51 years of life without having an attorney on speed dial. I have of course employed their services when buying a house or doing estate planning, but that’s about it. Am I doing life wrong? Should I always have someone on retainer just in case I do something…

These are the same people who loudly, stridently moan about the Biden economy which in reality is amazingly good by any metric.
smfh

as a seasoned offshore sailer, the fact that this boat’s engines are two outboards mounted through-hull terrifies me. I set foot on some questionable rigs in my time as a coach and a sailmaker, but this thing is crack pipe at $2.

A thousand times yes to not using the diesel pump if you don’t have a diesel car, and other gas pumps are wide open.

Nope, fuck that. If the nozzle reaches, I’m taking an available pump. Not gonna sit behind the 2 mooks that are waiting for the one pump that “matches” when there are 2-3 open ones that are completely cromulent for the task.

The Lexus was peppered with bullet holes.

Went to Vegas for my kid to play in a softball tournament 3 years ago and when we got there it was snowing. Needless to say, it kind of sucked 😄

Bruv, do you know who leads in the polls? It’s the guy who’s been indicted four times. 

If you still believe in the mythological “2023 moderate Republican” then I’d maybe be careful throwing around words like “clownishly.” 

Rexy eats a man who is sat on the toilet, some kids may find that scary.  But the man is a blood sucking lawyer so it’s OK

US Goverment: “begins laughing in predator drone”

Sounds like you’re someone who understands that with every right comes the responsibility to exercise it at appropriate times in appropriate places.  Thank you.

From what I’ve seen of videos of interactions between “Sovereign Citizens” and cops, the citizens are a special kind of asshole for whom it would take the patience of a saint NOT to at least just punch in the face on general principles. They’re just the worst.

Lets make sure to cover the rest of the story from the trib

Explaining waiting in line to see a movie to a person under 20 would blow their mind. People literally waited in line for a over a week to see The Phantom Menace opening night. There’s a lot to dislike about going to movies now, but being able to buy your tickets ahead of time and pick your seat is not one of them. 

then I felt weird playing a Black criminal-in-the-making

I tried GTA V and I couldn’t play long. The opening was pretty horrible to begin with and then I felt weird playing a Black criminal-in-the-making, with all that (I felt) cringy lingo. I have no problems playing “evil” characters, mind, or doing “bad deeds” in games, but GTA V was just... too much for this milquetoast…

Yarp.