Also came here to make a Drake LaRoche joke, though technically he wasn’t w/ the team for the 2016 season as Adam retired during spring training.

But further interrogation would require willingly researching and discussing the 2016 White Sox, and I don’t want to inflict that on you, or on myself.

I noticed how all of the Blazers players stayed on the court after the game and shook hands with the Warriors.......contrast this to the classless Rockets players Harden and CP who raced off the court and refused to shake hands after the series was over.

Yeah, that was a sweet dunk on Dray, but he got over it quickly with the series-clinching dagger, a final block on Lillard, and a triple double to boot.

Yeah, the casual animal cruelty is the first thing that stands out, but having anything hurled at you by a stranger in public is unacceptable.

Filed to Whimsy? Anyway, the kid in about forty years:

I don’t understand the tone of this post.  What this kid is doing is fucked up and antisocial on multiple levels.

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

The Rockets looked bored and listless most of the game. They only seemed to get excited when they didn’t get the foul calls they wanted. They have all the charm of a staple remover and none of the excitement or bite.

Sweet victory, surrounded by utter disappointment

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

If their intent was to make a statement they certainly succeeded in getting publicity. But you have to be independently wealthy if you’re going to make your restaurant a confrontational art project. Even those who were on board with what they were doing probably didn’t want to “embrace conflict” and discomfort with…

I think the physicality of the jobs available today play a large part as well. I worked a physical job in high school and college, I was not overweight. I now works a desk job and see long periods of not much physical activity, though a good deal of mental activity. I am overweight now. Automation has certainly not…

That was the absolute most buckwild power play, let alone period of hockey I’ve ever seen in my life. You could’ve written that as the climax of a big budget hockey movie and it would get thrashed on Rotten Tomatoes for being too absurd. 

Did Trouba like fall asleep with the puck behind the net? WTF? 

I m so sorry. I don’t know what your relationship is with your stepdaughter, but I hope that you and your partner have sat her down and let her know that, at the very best, that was a cruel and thoughtless display of poor judgment. And, at the worst, she is shaping up to be an absolutely garbage human being. For your…

You have two options:  Change your underwear every day or never, ever, ever mention this again to anybody.  Ever.

So the Knicks will be in tomorrow's write-up, then?