Maybe I should clarify. I put bad guys in quotes to denote those people who live in areas with 0 crime and 0 home invasions in the middle of bum fuck nowhere claiming gangsters, thugs, and government agents are coming to get them. I have met these people and they are the definition of paranoid. They watch the news of…

This could not have happened to a better candidate. Christ, she's obnoxious.

Why does CJ Nitowski report on his grandfather’s opinions and not his own?

“Shit, Harper hasn’t been trying this whole time?” - Every NL pitcher

Dolores Bridge is the scariest Potter villian because she's the most real. All of us might know someone who is a little like her.

A lot of people won’t get this, but I think it is Worthington of a star.

Cal had a first and goal at the 9 against USC. If they convert that, they likely win the national championship. Texas got handled by OU, who got handled by USC.

Easy on the “Always,” there. As a Bay Area sports fan in my 40s, nothing has managed to puzzle me more than how Cal has managed to be so bad at football for so long. And they usually aren’t “fun” bad. Just “bad” bad.

Sure, Texas made the most of the opportunity and Cal let down in the Holiday Bowl, but that doesn’t change the fact that Cal seemed the more deserving invitee based on the regular season, that is until Brown lobbied everyone from voters to (apparently) referees, as Mark Mangino would attest, until Texas moved past Cal…

I think Kevin Costner would be a better GM than any the Browns have had since their return. Not the character he played in the shitty movie, but actual Kevin Costner.

On the Fanduel/DK bubble... the ads this year are just what they needed to get the 50+ Dads who can’t operate on the internet very well to start asking their sons about this “Draft Kings” thing and how to set it up. There is a whole untapped market out there and it is coming. Give the bubble about 3 more years.

So will God now tell Darrell Bevell to start using Jimmy Graham? I mean I’m all for players expressing their faith but Wilson takes it to a level of annoying that makes me want to agree with Bill Maher.

Kim Davis seems difficult to understand, but when viewed from the right angle, it all becomes clear.

+1 in a week the Cubs have blown out the knee of a starter and hit another guy in the head with a fastball.

Maddon is full of 100% Certifed Angus bullshit. His guy hit Holliday square in the ear with a fastball, and then his team got the benefit of bench warnings (foreclosing any consequence-free brushbacks of any kind). Then Rizzo, who gets hit more than anybody else because he stands on top of the fucking plate in every…

A good sports baby.

The mention of “The 12s” is easily the most intolerable part of this saga

The Twitter apology is just below the Snapchat apology on the continuum of apologies based on accuracy, sincerity, potency, and appropriateness.