Anyone that blames Smith for this game is a fucking moron.

Did Lito Sheppard have some sort of sandwich punch-card for Cowboy INTs?

The Niners would go on to whip those same Bears 23-0 in the NFC championship game. Forgotten by some was that Bill Walsh used Guy McIntyre as a lead back and so incensed Ditka that when they met up in '85, Ditka used the Fridge (and would give him the ball; something Walsh never did with McIntyre if memory serves).…

I would never be lucky enough to get a 3DS like this.

Now that the script has been written, the only question left is whether Phillip Seymour Hoffman will play Wedge or Jack Z.

Megatron coming up from his catch with snow-filled facemask. Epic.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... Wait... Ghana and Portugal, too? Shit.

All three girls were subsequently offered scholarships by Wichita State.

I am very interested in the rest of this story, mainly because I'm 40 and I want to know how much longer I have to wait before giving frat bros a boot to the head myself.

My sister, a hoarder and extreme couponers, never got American girl dolls when she was growing up, because those are ridiculous. Now, she has two daughters and under that guise visits an AG outlet annually and buys THREE of each doll at the end of the year; one to sell on eBay now, one "for my daughters," and one to…

I'm not sure which is better. Your comment or the people taking the bait.

Whenever you watch Pete Carroll do his cocksure sideline strut routine...

When a shit ticket to a game is about $100, only the mad buy tickets.

For once, the portrait filming was not the worst part of a featured Deadspin video.

Ummm, no. Just no. Logic says fuck Marc Trestman for settling for a 47-yard FG with 4 minutes left in OT. On 2nd down. SECOND FUCKING DOWN. As a Bears fan, fuck this fucking guy. All the way back to Canada.

Such a beautiful blasting of an organization who has done everything in its power to deserve it.

My favorite style of broadcasting is where you just call the game as if you're watching it on your couch with your friend.

Zolak: That'd be more like a transporter, like...

Most North Koreans don't give a single shit either, on account of not really eating anything.

This is a great story. You are so right about the wannabes who ruin the game for everyone else. Look, I am sorry that you didn't make the cut for rookie league ball 20 years ago. But that doesn't mean you can be an asshole in slow pitch softball.