Well, they're overweight, have no regard for nature (or history), and are stupid enough to film themselves...unfortunately, that doesn't exactly narrow down where in America they're from.

Every single time, I read that US Mutant Ninja Turtles.

yeah, but do you rip it out of the hand of another fan? or only a weaker fan? what if the woman was a tigers' fan?

While labeling some kid who streaks at school game/event as a sex offender is absurd and overkill to the extreme (there is no predatorial sexual intent, simply mischief ....except to prudes)......let's not blame the school or legal system for his suicide. Anyone taking that extreme action in response to legal…

A. People everywhere have very thin skins. Is satire just a lost art? May favorite article in the WYTS series is ALWAYS my team, because I get it. If you can't make fun of yourself, you have no sense of humor. Maybe it's just a lifetime of living in Detroit, but I don't get all bent out of shape everytime someone…

Using hashtags in an email is the ultimate form of douchiness.

Voldemort's team name is "Schiano's Men".

"To alcohol! The cause and solution of all of life's problems!"

Says the guy wearing the "magic necklace."

U.N. Jefferson and the Tri Lams are on their way.

Any president who uses more federal manpower to close parks than they take to operate (some haven't seen a federal employee in years) should stick to his expertise.......in this case fearmongering.

Stick to (anything but) sports, Mr. President

Yeah, but I think most of us resigned ourselves a decade ago that Rashida was way out of our league.

Please let Simmons somehow miss this one. It will turn into a 14-part mailbag analogizing The Notebook.

I think somebody opened up a bottle of pepper or something...chopped an onion...

Just goes to show: the only thing cerebral about Prisco is his palsy.

I really need to stop cutting onions while reading these "Rivera's last game" stories.

Very cool moment. Not a fan of the Yankees by any stretch of the imagination, but watching Jeter, Pettitte, & Rivera interact there gave me chills.