It really sounds like the wife is not affordable.

This is exactly what I first thought reading this. Guy needs to sit his wife down and have a serious talk.

Glad you double posted. I’ll star both those fuckers.

Thank you!

I feel like it was probably a bad idea to lease if the vehicle was going to be used as the family vehicle. As a second or third car, sure, but the family beater? Yikes.

. It was like riding in a car where the driver kept flooring the pedal and then slamming on the brakes repeatedly.

we’ll get a twist of a time jump

All the listed performers = good.

Score 1 for common sense.

I know the trailer gives a lot away, but this is September and we’re 3 months away from release, so I’ll probably forget most of it.

Funny you use the term smug, since that’s the normal mindset of salesmen when dealing with the rest of the dealership staff.

“As far as I know the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence assure me of both the freedom of speech and the pursuit of happiness.”

I work at a dealership in Sales. Our shop simply sees us as ‘captive revenue’, and they love hovering up my gross.

I work at a dealership in Sales. Our shop simply sees us as ‘captive revenue’, and they love hovering up my gross.

Eat a bag of dicks, troll.

I know this isn’t the source material, but it’s very, very similar in tone and subject matter: https://www.amazon.com/Creature-Novel-John-Saul/dp/0553284118

Holy Bejeebus...Jacoby Brissett and Jaden Smith ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!!

The players he initially cited were Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers. Then he was shown video of both of them wearing new, approved helmets.

Way to make it all about yourself.

Just a bad modern symptom in the NBA...gaming the sysrem and daring refs to call fouls that they are hesitant to call is just as valuable as actual basketball skill...