Yeah, the writers are really failing now that they’ve outpaced the source material.

Draymond will punch Drake back to DeGrassi Elementary School

Kobe torn his achilles, stayed in the game and shot his free throws before leaving. I saw a guy in a softball game I was playing tear it running to third and he went down in a heap but said it wasn’t as painful as he thought it would be. My buddy torn his and it rolled up into his calf like a Venetian blind and he…

Draymond (IIRC) is going to be suspended for getting 6 techs in the playoffs.

She’s Cersei Lannister for me, but Gemma is a good one, too.

Hope Solo is the Cersei Lannister of US Women’s Soccer.

except Boogie, who went full Mario Kart rainbow mode

I like you, therefore the harassment didn’t happen.

I keep wondering why celebrities feel that social media is the right forum to announce these types of things? Is it because they can pretty much say anything and hit the widest target audience? Or because by doing so they think they can control the narrative direction by virtue of being first with their side of the…

Yes, much more the ‘04 Pistons than the ‘11 Mavericks (who were Dirk and not much else that year) that pundits were first comparing the Raptors to.

“Manhandle” is kind of extreme. The asshole pushed him in the shoulder and upper back from two seats away. It’s not like he got Lowry in a headlock and threw him to the ground (thankfully, because I can’t even imagine the shitshow that would have commenced had that happened).

Mercedes-Benz has something similar to this once vehicles get outside the factory warranties. Vehicles are eligible for free roadside towing to an authorized dealer if the client has had at least $1 of non-warranty work done at an authorized dealer within the previous 13 months.

I haven’t seen Leonard play as little above the rim as he did last night. He’s got limited hops right now and saving them for the right moment.

Years and years ago, during a players strike in the NFL, Bill Walsh broke out the goddamn wishbone offense in a game. That box-and-1 had me cackling like a madman.

Years and years ago, during a players strike in the NFL, Bill Walsh broke out the goddamn wishbone offense in a game. That box-and-1 had me cackling like a madman.

Drink some water, you’re too salty.

Have you ever met an MBA? They’re not that familiar with the idea of “work” so much as “how can I make other people work and reap the benefits?” Particularly creatives. 

You don’t get the joke, do you? Nor do you realize who I was responding to?

She’s intentionally a blank canvas space

But Taylor Swift will have accomplished nothing, nothing, in her 30 years on this planet until a man honors her existence by ejaculating his semen into her body, allowing her to reproduces.