Peak Schadenfreude.

I would be seriously shocked if Lonzo EVER said anything that would distance himself from his father in the immediate future. What he really needs is some time in life to figure out who he really is and what he really wants—for most of us, this occurs in college and in the immediate years following graduation. But…

They had a 6-10 record playing a last place team’s schedule, and while they’ll get another season in that same position, next year’s opponents will be brutal, with the specter of injuries due to multiple visits to the frozen, badly maintained fields of the northern Midwest and Northeast.

Salty Patriots Fan is Salty.

Duuuuuuuuuude....in 49er land, EVERY QB gets compared to Joe Montana. Even HOFer Steve Young still gets compared to Montana.

This feels kind of like Art Shell Redux. I can’t wait to see Gruden with a clipboard, legal pad, and pencil.

So much this.

You could ask the same question of our country.

Manfred v Le Batard is basically two skunks having a pissing contest.

It’s nice to see the old adage “Don’t judge a book by its cover” proved wrong again.

All Aboard the Foles Train.

By the end of his run on the show, Dillane says he was “disheartened” by the thought that “no one would believe” in what he was doing—all because he didn’t really believe in it himself.

If you ignore the disaster years when they were partnered with Chrysler and build quality went to shit.

A few notes of my own:

High-powered magnets. One on the ground, one in her shoe. Arranged to repel each other.

The Giants even have a previous winner of that Cup, Ray Handley.

There should be fines.

Kind of a solid combination to land something like this.

But, Goodell is neither an owner nor up for this “honor.”

Trump v. Ball is one half of the final Four for assholes.