I know this column was about glorious morning sex, but I gotta give you props for this comment.

My bet’s on “This is my GPA.”

Hi LaVar!

Chin up, Cubs fans. Only 107 more years until your team wins the World Series again.

You should probably leave CJ Beathard out of this, as he was drafted well after Kaepernick opted out of his contract with the very team that then went out and drafted Beathard. There’s plenty of sub-par QBs with actual NFL experience you can use a better examples to further your opinion.

I would think that had Kaepernick forced the 49ers to cut him, rather than opt out as he did, then a case for collusion might be stronger.

Where the hell does the top video come from? That is amazing...

Instead of planking, because she was holding a stuffed pig, maybe we can call it “porking”?

I got “show some respect” from the video.

USWNT is gonna have to save Sunil Gulati’s bacon again?

You just ranted for many paragraphs about how U.S. Soccer should change, yet offered no suggestions on how, with the exception of firing the coach, the players, and a couple of administrators.

But we do have that prestigious Gold Cup to defend in 2019 as well

The thing is, the MLS helps the teams from Central America, because it’s far better than any domestic league they could produce.

The thing is, the MLS helps the teams from Central America, because it’s far better than any domestic league they could produce.

I’m trying to figure out if you are more pissed that the USMNT is out, or if it’s because you’ve finally realized that Haisley’s been proven right. Because everything that he’s said is unequivocally true. And if you are a denier, then your seat at the Arena-Gulati dinner table is ready for your order.

Can’t decide if this is a proofreading joke, or if you really believe that “ban” placed before “lifetime” makes grammatical sense...

And other teams will sign him before Kaepernick.

This guy:

Markieff won’t be starting too soon for the Wiz until he recovers from sports hernia surgery.

Well, KC was up by nine at that point, so whether the spread was 7.5 or 8.5 the 2-pt conversion would not have mattered...unless Washington intercepted and ran it back for the 2 pts. Then, MADNESS!