I keep hoping that Lavar’s 15-Minutes-of-Fame Clock is at about 14:30, but stuff like this keeps happening. Does he have some sort of auto-reset or something?

BFN, the Browns traded for Osweiler because they a) had cap space they needed to fill, and b) they knew Houston was so desperate to rid themselves of Osweiler’s contract that they (the Browns) could demand a 2nd round pick from HOU as compensation for taking that contract away from them.

A lot of those tweets likely come from people who enjoy looking at their participation awards while they eagerly read the latest New Yorker column written by Lena Dunham.

Interesting point. I am unfamiliar with the requirements to list your property for rent on AirBnB, but it seems a stretch to call doing so “running a business.”

Came her to say just this, but since you already did, I will leave it at this:

I’ve heard it somewhere—isn’t there an NBA adage of, “You can’t have two head cases on the locker room?”

While D’Angelo Russell caught it all on a camera-phone.

Oh FFS, her last name is “Kay.”

All the recs for your statement. Nothing more needs to be said.

Yeah, this was an exceedingly poorly worded sentence in a curious blogpost.

By “tech bros” I presume you are referring to Warriors ownership.

It would still be an accurate graphic, lol.

The Warriors finished 48-34 in the 2007-08 season and missed the playoffs. That record would have gotten them the 4th(!) seed in the east that year.

Best 2 1/2 minutes of my day!

See also: Lavar Ball.

The D’Antoni COY is an interesting point to bring up so let’s address his coaching. He certainly deserved COY, but his teams (and he personally) have a habit of burning themselves out after a few years: 4+ seasons in Phoenix (plus another COY), 3 1/2 seasons in NY (with a resignation halfway through the 4th season), 2…

Hi Mrs Morey!

Schadenfreude FTW!

It’s kind of poorly written, but I took “passenger” in that phrase to mean the passenger in the trailing car who was shooting the vehicle, in which case I’m astounded that his/her ears are that sensitive that he/she could pick up a conversation on a freeway between a biker and a car that were a few hundred feet in…

I would watch the shit out of that show. Bet that would have lots of lasagna in it.