All the stars to you.

But yes, go ahead and alienate the young, diverse fanbase at the core of your sport - that every other sport would love to attract.

Christian Laettner approves of the stomping.

And I’ll add something else to what Deezler and Seth Balmore said:

It’s easier to repo a car than it is a house. And quicker to re-sell them as well.

Full disclosure: I have 20+ years working in the car business for a luxury European automaker, so I’ve seen plenty of this.

Until he’s on your team.

Not that very often.

I pulled this off of SB Nation SacTown Royalty

Except the trade between the Celtics and Warriors was the Warriors trading their #3 pick in the draft and Robert Parrish for the #1 pick in the draft. The Warriors took Joe Barry Carroll with the #1 pick and the Celtics took Kevin McHale with the #3 pick.

Please look above your head and you’ll see the joke flying fast and true.

Vlade needs a time-out, and I don’t think Webber can help him there.

Well, OKC did blow a 3-1 lead in hilarious fashion to the Warriors.

Same here, and I think it’s because Sean Connery showed more badassness and screen presence in his 3 minutes of screen time than any of the other actors in the entire film.* Dude looks regal AF.

Yeah, same principle.

Like a lot of things now.

As will most other YouTube “celebrities” who resist the urge to evolve and mainstream themselves. YouTube Red was the effort to keep them in-house, but the ones with really shrewd business sense will divorce themselves from that platform.

I’d like to hear Emmitt’s thoughts on therapists.

Let’s see the Biebs’ mean-mug after this one.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Broken record.