Gabbert is a free agent. I’d say the better bet is Christian Ponder and a reach rookie QB. But, yeah, everything else you said is pretty accurate.

They could have as much as $70 million in cap space heading into next season, which is astonishing, except when you compare it to the $69 million they are paying former coaches.

Not nearly as big as the joke that is the 49ers organization.

If you ain’t poopin’, you ain’t tryin’.

Parents gonna parent.

You realize, of course, that the point of the movie isn’t to root for anyone, but to see the galactic levels of hubris and fraud that nearly brought down the entire global economy. The fact that a few people saw what was happening well before it did and made some bets that it would happen is secondary.

Come June, after the Warriors have figured this all out and are celebrating a Finals win, the pundits will look back at this game as the one that catalyzed them to stop toying with the rest of league and instead blow the doors off every other team.

Kind of feel it might be the Cowboys’ year, what with the way the Washington Snyders and the NY Maras have fallen all over their chances these last few weeks. I don’t think Danger Russ Wilson and the Seachickens can go into Jerry World and win a playoff game.

Tay Tay is searching for the right book of Mad Libs to use to write those songs.

McCaffrey obviously had the Hawkeyes (-10).

Pretty sure his girlfriend doesn’t agree with the way Chapman used, I mean abused, her.

Jesus, this is some Elizabeth Holmes-Theranos style subterfuge.

2016 = ram head into wall

Oh man, that Yankee Swap ep of The Office was equal parts horrifying and glorious.

Turns out she was the instigator. Not saying she deserved it, but her role in this whole thing was much more than initially reported.

Turns out he was defending himself (surveillance video shows this) and he’s been released with charges dropped and it’s the g/f who face battery charges.

And Badunka-gut.

Bet it also has those metal curb guards so prevalent on Cadillacs in the 70s and early 80s.

With a last name of Steinbrenner, I’m fairly certain.

Jesus, if this bothers you, don’t ever, and I mean EVER, watch Flipping Vegas.