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I think if the Niners decide to go QB in round 1, Paxton Lynch or Carson Wentz is the pick to run Kelly’s offense. I’m a big Goff fan, but I don’t see him falling past the Browns at 2.

I’ll see your Bill Parcells and raise you one Bill Walsh.

This is hysterical, considering I’ve still yet to hear a single Seahawks player or coach congratulate either the 49ers (2 years ago) or the Packers (last year) after beating them in the conference championship game.

And when you call them on it, they try to invoke some labyrinthian guide to prove that they still somehow have ownership rights.

“Little 12's.”

Best Jim Tomsula Life Hack ever.

Glad to see you haven’t killed yourself after Sunday’s wide left.

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Watch tomorrow and you’ll see Adrian Peterson play for Minnesota. Also, fucking Leonard Little and some other wide receiver douche fucking drove drunk and killed people and were allowed back in the league. Let’s also talk about Rae Carruth, who decided to plan a hit on his pregnant girlfriend, that succeeded in…

Nope, just the designated Jezebel troll visiting Deadspin on her Saturday night shift.

Blame the Jets. If they don’t shit the bed against the Buffalo Rex Ryan’s, Pittsburgh sits at home watching this game.

You might want to watch some of the pre-game shows tomorrow because I saw at least 3 replays that showed Jones physically contacting an official. You might have missed something. Just sayin'.

Can’t wait until he claims his Instagram account was hacked.

I think the reason is the hit to the head of a defenseless receiver. The fact Burfict used his shoulder and not his helmet is not relevant. What is relevant is where the hit occurred.

It’s a dead ball. Porter is on the field as a member of the coaching staff attending to an injured player (Brown). Questionable, yes, but not against the rules. None of us know what was said, but Jones was penalized for touching or pushing the ref while trying to get to Porter. Questionable, yes. But that is against…

Yeah, no.

And finally Jezebel arrives to make a statement.

Sad Bengals fan is sad.

I sure am going to miss his Life Hacks in the weekly Jamboroo.