Also, fuck the monarchy. Bunch of crusty old parasites living off the British people. Why would you ever want to be a part of that? 

Okay, obviously the charity is important and everybody should contribute what they can but, come on, it feels like a missed opportunity to not have Firewatch be a part of this bundle. 

Gonna miss you, Gita. Your articles were always a joy to read and I really loved your work to catalog and archive all the weird and wild stuff in No Man’s Sky. Can’t wait to see what you write about over at Motherboard. 

Hey remember when ubisoft made this excuse about assassin's creed unity a few years ago and it was immediately proven to be bullshit?

People said the same kind of stuff about Wallenstein and DOOM just a few years ago and both of those series were brilliantly revitalized recently. I’d rather an attempt be made. There’s always the chance for a pleasant surprise.

Damn it I saw the picture for the article and thought they announced a new Dark Forces game. Now I’m sad. 

Yeah but that is the issue. Sony pictures gets a little success and tries to apply that success to every aspect of their business because they’re determined to fit that square peg into a round hole.

Yeah but, like, why would they adapt the most boring parts of Uncharted 3 and 4?

It still baffles my mind that they thought Tom Holland would be good for that role. Like, he’s a really good actor but that is not a part he is suited to. Mostly because he’s just too damn young for it. 

Yeah, Capcom utterly killed it this year and are getting little to no recognition for it. 

How is being able to have a consistent avatar across platforms and find friends across platforms, pointless?

It's hard to get excited for mk and DC characters in these games when they come out on alternating schedules every couple of years. 

Yeah, it’s an odd shape for a console. Not to mention the placement of the disc tray gives me anxiety. Cool design but I doubt it’s practicality. Though perhaps they’re just trying to make physical media more inconvenient so you’ll go all digital and streaming.

My reaction to the trailer was “oh a shitty over the top cute animals shooting each other game, that looks dumb and is focus tested to appeal to 13 year olds...oh wait it’s a military FPS? That looks dumb and is focus tested to appeal to 13 year olds.”

So they just gave up and admitted that the Xbox is basically a PC and just made a PC tower. That’s cool, the design is solid.

Jason Schreier did this, I just know it. 

Yeah, as well all know, in very dangerous scenarios it is essential to constantly worry about wordrobe malfunctions. The destruction is nessisary because reasons.

Yeah but the opening cinematic shows her back at her place getting ready to escape. If I were her I’d put on a t-shirt at least. Hell, she’s gonna be in the city anyway, go find a shirt from a random store or something. Or put on that sweater That’s tied around her waist.

And MC Hammer pants. Can't forget the MC hammer pants. 

Would YOU brave a zombie infested city with nothing but a tube top and skirt? Because I sure as hell wouldn’t. It isn’t about what is more sexy, dude. Jill is going into a horrifying nightmare survival situation, not out on the town to have fun. She needs to dress appropriately. She’s a highly trained police officer…