I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?

No, gorillas can fuck you up as well. I knew a guy who was a gorilla researcher in Rwanda. He said they were always instructed to be very, very wary around them and he took this advice seriously. One day, the male that he had been studying for months (and seemed to be pretty tolerant of him) got pissed off about…

Oh chill out. She’s been publicly bullied for her looks, specifically her jaw. It’s reasonable for her to assume (or actually knows) that Vanity Fair knows about this. It’s also reasonable for her to assume that VF approved of the photoshopping of her jaw in the image — is anyone buying the photogrophers’ explanation?…

Thanks for teaching me a new word!

I have a ridiculous pet theory about autism. I share it with people randomly. I express that I have no science to back it up, really.

I VETTED IT MYSELF AND IT ALL CHECKS OUT!!

I think it’s something they do in their off-hours, when they’re waiting for a fresh virgin to tie to the railroad tracks.

Oh this breaks my heart. Why does there need to be a ‘reason’ or cause? Can’t they just love him and cherish him? Being autistic doesn’t make him less human :(

Oh my god I hope they can stop this from happening. My nephew is autistic and members of my family grasp at straws looking for reasons and vaccines always come up. “It changed him”, they say. Now they don’t want to vaccinate anymore and it’s harmful to kids who CAN’T be vaccinated and there’s no amount of actual…

It seems like the young mother in the video could use a seizure alert dog. I hope she can get one without too long a wait.

How many times has the argument been made, in one form or another; Humans have been giving birth at home for thousands (tens? hundreds?) of years!

Surely you can see the difference between you calling up three hospitals and medical professionals publishing long-term research studies? I suspect you have differing levels of access to info. There are loads of studies on this, some of them with giant sample sizes. I suggest you spend a little time googling. I was…

You don’t. I don’t have an issue with responsible home birth, I have an issue with no prenatal care.

She got it mixed up, you’re supposed to put sliced bananas in the socks and a fresh tomato balancing on your forehead. You can trust me, I’m a toothless old timey farmer with leathery skin and a straw in my mouth.

“Alright, you’re now dying of meningitis yourself. Are you ready for medical assistance?”

In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.

Oh god my dipshit hippie niece had medical emergencies with both her deliveries after never seening a doctor and trying half-assed home births. Then she had the nerve to say she guessed that she wasn’t meant to have good pregnancy outcomes. Of course, my being a nurse, this made me want to beat her head against a…

I once met an anti-vaxxer who “didn’t believe” in modern medicine or drugs of any kind, refused to vaccinate her 3 kids, etc.

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!