That’s it EXACTLY. Vanilla that reminds you how amazing vanilla is. She’s extraordinarily beautiful.

LOL YES

I love this story

#notallcops

Pregnanter made me lol

Totally this. Charming on the tin; piece of shit inside.

NOOOOOOO! I mean; if you're going somewhere awesome then that's rad and congratulations and everything...but also NOOOO! HOW CAN I READ MORE?!

Same. It's a lot of things that add up to hot in my opinion; and he's got A LOT of things. Funny and smart takes you most of the way - but I think he has a lovely face and smile too.

I HEAR YA.

You've written exactly my feelings here; with words I couldn't find. Devastated.

It sounds like a place that I would 100% not be into - but apparently Formentera is BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL and you have to go to Ibiza to get there.

I feel like everything I've read for weeks; involves people being in Ibiza.

Tee hee! I read it. Laughed :)

Sigh

I agree; it can be difficult though. Sometimes it can be tricky knowing what to prioritise - oh yuck/oh cringe/did this really just happen?/oh shit is he dangerous?/this guy has my phone number!/ugh this whole thing is awful/how can I get out of this?

I think I have a crush on you! YOU have a great day :)

I just thought the same thing. MAKING FACE FOR GRRRR.

The overwhelming response here in Australia has been horror. Also shame.

Oh my dog. I can't even go past the first page. Can't even. Seriously; we aren't all like that - really we aren't. Far out. I. Am. So. Disgusted. Right now. :C

In our defense; lots of us feel very ashamed of this part of Australian 'culture' :(