If you’re surprised by this, then you haven’t been paying attention the last couple of decades.

So BMW has finally given up on the Hofmeister-Knick?

Well, they won 12:0 against Hungary and 11:0 (I think) against Ghana a few years ago. All that’s not quite the same as winning 7:1 against Brazil (even though Brazil, in that particular game, did play like a fourth-rate team, and it was quite unfair to blame Fred as the scapegoat).

Maybach almost died when his clothes caught fire. He was saved by Arthur Junghans (German clock manufacturer and one of Daimler’s very early customers; also invented worm gear steering), who threw him into a pond. Maybach apparently spent months in hospital

leader of the free world

I propose this thing be renamed the National Idiot Monument.

The entire GOP worships the 1950s 1850s and want to return to it. 

French marshal Turenne lost a battle in the Thirty Years’ War because of German sausages (the locally produced wine might have been a factor): https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlacht_bei_Herbsthausen

Would you be surprised to find out that both versions are actually common in Germany (the mayo sort more in the North)?

Also, we shouldn’t forget over the whole “beer bro” narrative that Kavanaugh is (allegedly) a would-be rapist. I’m not necessarily one of the “believe all women” crowd, but the lack of even the semblane of a fair investigation does leave more than a bad aftertaste, doesn’t it.

The lack of dealerships doesn’t just mean that it’s harder to actually, physically buy a new car (and get service and replacement parts), it also means people won’t see a Camaro, or even know it exists. If you walk into a Ford dealer in Germany, on the other hand, even if you only want to buy some boring family sedan,…

Riding one of these without a helmet? *shudder* Have you ever seen a bike accident?

I could buy a Mustang at my local German Ford dealer, they have them in their showrooms. And they’re surprisingly inexpensive. I wouldn’t know off the top of my head where to buy a new Camaro – I’m not sure Opel dealers will bother any more. GM would never have sold tons of these cars, but if they’d tried at all, the…

Yeah, Brett Kavanaugh is a feminist. Sure. /s 

In Britain and France, yes, but not necessarily in rural southern Germany.

Tractors and other kinds of motorized farming machines weren’t all that common in certain parts of southern Germany until the 1960s (!)

we assume it flows better in the original German

Non-American here: what the flying f**k is “spray cheese”?

Addendum: And all of this would matter to incels if actual companionship were what they were interested in. But it’s not. They want living sex dolls to worship their cock all day, not actual, flesh-and-bone women with thoughts and opinions and agency.

You (and many others) are assuming parentheses where there are none. This usually works/is undersood correctly, but not here, because the term has been deliberately designed to mislead.