I mean guns are way more of a protected right than voting is. The idea that everyone should have a vote is like, maybe a 40-50 year old idea. Barely a blip in the span of america, much less democracy itself.  150 years ago the idea would be even more ludicrous.

And they get their right to own firearms back, right?

It depends on what you mean by “rape”.  Isnt that a sad fact of modern society?  Fighting rape culture has only made more people think “They’re saying rape, but is it ‘rape’-rape?  Exactly the opposite of what feminist activists were pushing in the first place.  Oops.

Genuinely the funniest moment to come out of the extremely funny “30 rock”.  I played this for years afterward, even when it wasnt halloween!

> “She’d been holding Kaiden to her chest. But now he was only holding into his forearm.

That is not how you hold a child in dangerous water.  Mother of the fucking year here (Does this count as a 1/2 darwin award?) 

Imagine how you’ll feel when god emperor trump hands over the reigns to god emperor pence in january 2025!

The 14th amendment was intended for freed slaves and natives and modified decades later to include birthright citizenship (by railroad barons, to protect chinese railroad slaves from deportation).  It cant be changed with a presidential decree, but birthright citizenship absolutely could be revoked the same way it was…

I’d like to point out since hitler language is very popular that naziism wasnt created by some nebulous concept of “hate” but by harsh treatment for decades by communists, anarchists and foreign intervention in the Weimar Republic.  When you get the impression that your representatives are working for france and the…

Race troll, lol.  I suppose thats a step up from “Nazi” or “Russian Bot” that i usually get.  Moving up in the world...

Are they in charge? As far as i know the last independent colonial governments died in the 60s and 70s.  

Hell yea fat white dudes destroying your diverse, secular humanist culture with jokes made on a computer.  Hail Victory.

How exactly are black people dehumanized in africa?

Diversity and democracy do. not. mix.  Lol brazil and south america 10 years ago were the “nuh-uh, diversity is our strength” go to example, and look at you now.

Fuck yes curbstomp progressives worldwide.

I mean, it hasnt really been popular since the early 50s at the latest.  Its really more of a 1890-1930 thing, coasting for another 20 years on nostalgia.   Its the ugandan knuckles meme of the vaudville era.

Whats the ruling on whites dressing as M.J in his post - “Smooth Criminal” phase?  Because a white could pull off that look without a drop of makeup.  Hell, if anything MJ might be the only costume both races can dress up as together!

Democratic party has too many centrists? Thats because progressives are trying to coopt an existing political party (which is liberal, the opposite of progressive) instead of starting their own thing.  Make a fucking socialist party already and stop shitting on my democrats. 

The idea that punching down isnt funny is the biggest tragedy of the progressive movement and is a serious misunderstanding of comedy.

Im not sure if electric drag race cars really “work” as you rarely just do 1 pass and stop, and both the electric motor being heated, and the battery getting less charge will vastly slow it down as the night drags on.  You’d need 2 or 3 of these plugged into a trailer and just swapping between them.