I never saw her as Ann - I always saw her as Karen from the Office that left after she & Jim broke up. I wanted so badly for the writers to make the story so that Karen had relocated to Pawnee after the break-up and was fired from Dunder Mifflin so she went to visit some relatives in Pawnee and though she acted like…

FINALLY! She should have done something like this ages ago. I bet the monkey from the Lion King visited her in her sleep and said “Remember...who you are...” and pointed to a constellation/hologram of Tupac & Aaliyah in the distance that she chased after.

In my head she’s off living with Rob Lowe and begrudgingly celebrating Galentines Day each year. I just cannot separate them as much as I try

Of course it’s not all good, dickhole. The majority of us have a monthly event where we feel godawful abdominal pains and we bleed from our ladygardens for nearly a week at a time. PLUS THE HORMONES. MOTHERFUCKER, DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING HORMONES.

Still as true today as it was 12 years ago when Jon Stewart demolished Carlson on Crossfire.

Try this.

Wait- he wasn’t even trying to avoid jail, just probation? I haven’t been following this story very closely, because this kind of thing gets me all angerpaited, but jesus.

Perhaps TBS will hire D-Money, Smoothie and Swifty. Perhaps gainful employment will stop them from impregnating young white girls.

Gob is not on board with this...

Complete chaos.

That is SO true about Lori Loughlin. Who is the real Lori? I certainly can’t answer that question. Mostly because she won’t stop catfishing me. Every time I meet someone online and fall in love BAM it ends up being Lori Loughlin just lolz-ing at my pain and heart break. I’ve told her all my secrets dozens of times (to…

His favorite food is water.

PAGEANT MORESHAREZ

PICKLES MUTTHAIR

PIZZA MUSHYHANDS

PILES MORPHINE

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.