Absolutely an acceptable regional variation. A tree fill of goats might also work, but only in a pinch when no large cats are available.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

I’m always getting side eye at target but that’s mostly because my cart is always overflowing with toilet paper. I refuse to ever run out of toilet paper.

The ONLY airport magazines for me are tabloids ALWAYS. And of course I always have to flip through sky mall.

Not really,

THIS. Die Hard/Love Actually is a false dichotomy. Brazil is here for you when you are ready for it, so long as you fill out a 27B/6

Huh, I’m surprised. I see you as very maternal in a lot of ways.

War were declared.

As a tabloid shut in and io9 transplant, I came here for news about the Kardassian-Klingon war app, now I am even more lost.

Freja? OMG you are my hero.

Their own money and ‘some man’s money’? I’m the only employed person in my household. So when my husband shops, he’s shopping with ‘some woman’s’ money. MINE? If you are married, it’s *our* money, not his and hers. What’s more: not all women are married or kept up by ‘some man’. It’s a bizarre notion to think that if…

Not today, because I’m all tied up with speedwalking everywhere and eating cats!

My hypothetical never-gonna-happen daughter will be named Chainsaw.

The best lies come from dads.

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.

I don’t know, I installed anti-malware defenses on my father’s computer and he still gets stuff. I like to think of the aliens as elderly people that click on everything.