Every time I see someone with one of these watches, I’m going to make eye contact and then shout at them “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”

Be more impressed when I can 3D print actual Skittles.

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

THE CAPTION

I could sure go for some tacos. I wonder if there is a Carl’s Jr Nearby.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.

Via the LA Times, a guy named Dylan Grosz with a disturbingly scientific mind and way too much time on his hands ordered 35 Chipotle burritos over the course of several days and then weighed each one back at his office.

YOU DON’T EVEN DESERVE THOSE BEAUTIFUL WOOD FLOORS OF YOURS WITH OPINIONS LIKE THESE

I will fucking fight you.

Yes to the first, emphatically no to the second.

You guys are getting really creative with the insults tonight. I love it.

Gotta protect dem delicate menzes from duh hysterical wimminzes.