Why would I care about a home for large cats?

HE’S NOT HUNGRY, HE’S A FOOD GRUBBING CAT-HAIR-COVERED-PIG-MONSTER

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE THE POWER SWORD

We have both the first season of the original Power Rangers AND the complete series of the Japanese show they’re based off of.

I think Tommy is still doing good stuff.

They’re cute until they learn to walk and talk*.

FUCK THAT FAT CAT BASTARD EATING ALL THE DELICIOUS KITTY NOMS THAT CONDUCTOR WHISKERS WANTS TO NIBBLE AT

I BOUGHT THAT EXPENSIVE SASHIMI FOR CONDUCTOR WHISKERS, DAMMIT

Here, I think you need these to feel better

I couldn’t eat peanut butter because it gave me heartburn.

Children can be the worst, most inconsiderate little buttheads

Mine too! Innie the entire time.

And in other news, millions of expectant fathers around the nation are submitted to the hospital after attempting to deny hungry pregnant women some french fries...

AHAHAHA

Nah, you have to contemplate moving out when they are repulsed by the cat buttholes. THAT is a dealbreaker

You know you have a special relationship when you’re playing Neko Atsume and can gleefully send pictures of cat butts and get “LOL CAT BUTTS OMG YES” as a response

I love it so much when they play with the ball.

I deleted the game but I think I’m going to download it again and start over from scratch.

OMG I LOVE THAT

I would greatly appreciate it if you would move next door to me so I could lavish large amounts of attention to kittehs Mittens and Mr Mustachio.

OMG I LOVE THIS GAME