Ugh, maybe if the shoe wasn’t such a tacky shade of blue. I mean, seriously. Blue? That shade is going to be HELL to match. WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A SPARKLY BLUE PURSE?

That really sucks. There’s an article around Gawker Media somewhere about maintenance sex, maybe look into that?

So what would constitute it legally being a rape? I’m honestly asking, because stories like this are FAR too common among women, to the point where it feels like it’s something that’s SUPPOSED to happen. And it shouldn’t. It should NEVER happen.

Yes. You were raped.

I still want to fly into an obscenity-laced screaming fury when I see this title. This makes unspeakably angry.

About paid fucking parental leave for BOTH parents. And not for that six week BULLSHIT.

I have so much to say about all of this.

“Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish”

I’m nootttt liiiistennnninnngg!!!

I had no idea this guy was a real person. I only know him from an episode of 30 Rock.

Of course it’s not all good, dickhole. The majority of us have a monthly event where we feel godawful abdominal pains and we bleed from our ladygardens for nearly a week at a time. PLUS THE HORMONES. MOTHERFUCKER, DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING HORMONES.

Just because someone is skinny and genuinely attractive doesn’t make them immune to have a distorted view of how they SHOULD look.

I read “gay wolves” and was VERY confused for the rest of that comment.

Gawd, I would hope not. Can you imagine how it must feel to poop out feathers?

By the time the realization of Mary Sue characters came around, I was halfway through it. I feel weird about leaving a series I’ve read that much of already. Except the Wheel of Time books. Plus, they’re short and written very simply, so I was able to skim through them.

How else am I going to carry my snacks around, in my pockets? DO I LOOK LIKE A PHILISTINE TO YOU, SIR?!

I read this as “DeBoer/Chair fight” and was desperately hoping that someone named DeBoer lost to a chair. I was very wrong. Also, I don’t know who those people are.

i c wat u did thar!!

You’re clearly supposed to bury each one with full honors. THEY CAN’T BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THUMBS. YOU MONSTER

DON’T JUDGE MY EATING HABITS