AHAHAHA

Nah, you have to contemplate moving out when they are repulsed by the cat buttholes. THAT is a dealbreaker

You know you have a special relationship when you’re playing Neko Atsume and can gleefully send pictures of cat butts and get “LOL CAT BUTTS OMG YES” as a response

I love it so much when they play with the ball.

I deleted the game but I think I’m going to download it again and start over from scratch.

OMG I LOVE THAT

I would greatly appreciate it if you would move next door to me so I could lavish large amounts of attention to kittehs Mittens and Mr Mustachio.

OMG I LOVE THIS GAME

Ugh, maybe if the shoe wasn’t such a tacky shade of blue. I mean, seriously. Blue? That shade is going to be HELL to match. WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A SPARKLY BLUE PURSE?

That really sucks. There’s an article around Gawker Media somewhere about maintenance sex, maybe look into that?

So what would constitute it legally being a rape? I’m honestly asking, because stories like this are FAR too common among women, to the point where it feels like it’s something that’s SUPPOSED to happen. And it shouldn’t. It should NEVER happen.

Yes. You were raped.

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
—James D. Nicoll

Nyan is onomatopoeic. If you say it a few times in a row, it closely mimics that sound cats make. Same with “wan wan” It’s certainly closer than “bark”

I still want to fly into an obscenity-laced screaming fury when I see this title. This makes unspeakably angry.

About paid fucking parental leave for BOTH parents. And not for that six week BULLSHIT.

I have so much to say about all of this.

“Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish”

I’m nootttt liiiistennnninnngg!!!

I had no idea this guy was a real person. I only know him from an episode of 30 Rock.