Of course it’s not all good, dickhole. The majority of us have a monthly event where we feel godawful abdominal pains and we bleed from our ladygardens for nearly a week at a time. PLUS THE HORMONES. MOTHERFUCKER, DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING HORMONES.

Just because someone is skinny and genuinely attractive doesn’t make them immune to have a distorted view of how they SHOULD look.

I read “gay wolves” and was VERY confused for the rest of that comment.

Gawd, I would hope not. Can you imagine how it must feel to poop out feathers?

By the time the realization of Mary Sue characters came around, I was halfway through it. I feel weird about leaving a series I’ve read that much of already. Except the Wheel of Time books. Plus, they’re short and written very simply, so I was able to skim through them.

How else am I going to carry my snacks around, in my pockets? DO I LOOK LIKE A PHILISTINE TO YOU, SIR?!

I read this as “DeBoer/Chair fight” and was desperately hoping that someone named DeBoer lost to a chair. I was very wrong. Also, I don’t know who those people are.

i c wat u did thar!!

You’re clearly supposed to bury each one with full honors. THEY CAN’T BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THUMBS. YOU MONSTER

DON’T JUDGE MY EATING HABITS

OMG I love this gif. I love bees.

I love this gif SO. MUCH.

I was super excited to see that many of the original Ian Fleming Bond books are available via Kindle Unlimited. That’s how I read Casino Royale and the one with the voodoo that comes right after. I don’t remember the title.

PURPLE MONTCLAIR

In retrospect, I’m not entirely sure WHY I finished the books. Like, it was OBVIOUS how it was going to turn out.

PLORFY MULORKY

PLUNGER MORTHY

PUNCHY MORSWEEN

And all of those are why I love you

PORGEE MURSWIN