I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.

Remember the scene where they’re going to get killed in the arena and declare their forbidden, will-rip-the-galaxy-apart love for each other? And it came out sounding like two work colleagues trying to decide on Pad Thai or Subway for lunch?

Ewan McGregor has chemistry with everyone.

I’m still salty that Padme wasn’t even shown as having a minor crush on Obi-Wan. What teenage girl develops a crush on a pre-pubescent 10 year old, when a delicious man like that is around?

I still think she had better chemistry with Ewan McGregor in those movies.

Right? My rational mind thinks it is all kinds of messed up to withhold citizenship because of a difference of opinion but my petty mind is all “hahahahahahahahhahahahaha vegans.”

I’m torn between my belief in freedom of expression and my sheer annoyance towards a certain type of vegan.

Also, and I’m only half joking here, since when have white men ever asked if they were welcome before barging in on something?

Yep. Even though it was the candidate with “balls” who talked to coal miners about hair spray.

fragile masculinity gonna fragile

I have to admit I only know how to pronounce Zach Galifianakis because it was in a song that was played a few too many times.

This part. It’s the same reason some folks have no trouble saying Zach Galifianakis but are stumped when pronouncing Uzo Aduba.

Slight correction: it’s when they apply in favor of the ownership of black people.

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

They don’t even realize trans men exist, tbh. They’re so far up their own asses about “men in dresses!!!”

I fucking hate my state so damn much in moments like this.

I always thought we should try and swap for Quebec.

The forces of fear and misinformation will pull out all the stops, both in Texas and nationally