I feel for Melania’s feet. Ouch.

My god. It’s a Rococo nightmare.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

He, like most people with bad/no taste, think that if something is expensive, then it is appropriate/beautiful.The more you spend on it, the better it must be! But this is simply not true. The most expensive wine is not always the best tasting, the most expensive clothes are not automatically the best look for you,…

are... are you mad that people are mocking a (purportedly) rich man who is (purportedly) running for President for not spending enough money on clothes?

He looks like he’s sneaking out of work and gonna stop by the local porn theater.

Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

A man who cannot think of a higher compliment to a woman than, “Oh, yeah, I’d definitely fuck that.” You know how a lot of men would be very glad to hear someone say, “Your daughter is such a lovely, intelligent, accomplished young woman!”? Well, that’s how Donald Trump feels when someone says, “I would fuck the…

Well, now I’m confused I thought he always said what he meant.

You’ve been bamboozled by the liberal media. Sure, anyone will look bad if you quote them directly on the things they said. You gotta look deeper at what they really meant.

Jesus Christ America, Trump has been telling you exactly who he is since the 90s. This is who about half of the country want. Yes our neighbors, relatives, coworkers and high school friends chose this guy because they know this is precisely who he is. They identify with him.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

Utah has been utterly fascinating to watch this year, from my wonkette perspective. It took someone like Trump to show that there is a small, if noticeable split between what “conservative Christians” as a whole and “Mormons” find to be beyond the pale. From what I have come to understand about respectability politics…

So Donald Trump thinks women are just there for his personal pleasure?

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

It’s a distinct possibility. This kind of stuff really, really does not play well in Utah. There’s a reason all of those folks rushed to repudiate him over this, because they know their supporters will remember where they stood on it.

I’m starting to think he’s not a really nice person.

Trump strikes me as being kind of creepy, is it just me?

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.