Wow! I am pretty sure that I am 100% straight, but I am having some confusing feelings about those penises, they look so delicious.

Which pair?

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

Not in my SKULE!

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

What does anything have to do with being white?

I know, I feel like I might forgive him now for all the shit he’s done lately.

Really, we’re going to compare which is “worse” when we’re talking about genital mutilation? Does it even matter?

Many people visiting the U.S. for the first time are utterly shocked by the way that we casually throw away food on a regular basis. I suppose it seems comparable to throwing away money.

I’ve gotten the impression from some articles I read somewhere (here) that any time a celebrity mentions a product on social media, they are likely getting a payout of some sort. Otherwise, why not just post the photo? (Conversely, these two are both super business-savvy and I can’t imagine they would advertise for…

So AirBNB, a gross tech company that’s caused major displacement of SF’s diverse populations, including a bleeding African American population, gets shameless promotion from Beyonce? Awesome that people can be so blind to reality when corporations and entertainers go hand in hand.

It was probably more like, “Bey! Airbnb paid me $2million to namecheck them on Instagram! You should get up on that.”

I would love to see a film containing both Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer.

I just loved that her nails were blue, her suit and eyeshadow were red, and then her hair.... HER FUCKING HAIR! was the white part of the flag. This lady. That’s some ridunculous shit there.

like super edgy Dolly. Alt-Dolly. I like it. I bet she would adore being compared to her as well.

That’s what I don’t like about most Beyonce performances, including tonight’s. She always seems to be “performing” like it’s her job - I know it’s her job - and not like she’s actually happy to be doing it. I mean, I’m sure she likes performing, but she always seems so robotic and she never looks like she’s enjoying…

I’ll just leave this here...

The umbrellas are it look like a low rate Olympic Opening ceremony.

Beyoncé: Over ten years of strutting down football fields

I think you might have seen a different half time show than I did - although I think we both saw the same schmaltz.