Let us not forget Jackrabbit Guy, who is probably the most unfortunate of all I’ve experienced.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

I didn’t watch many episodes of this show, but it did cause me to put “fuck Irish doorman” on my bucket list.

My favourite was the guy who yelled horrible names after he finished.

That’s not art, that’s fucked up.

It’s some seriously bad plastic surgery.

No, Jessica Walter is a dramatically better looking woman.

Donald Trump is about as welcome as a week-old haggis, with taste to match.

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK KNEE SLAP HYUCK

I never thought I was much of a spiller until I bought a white t shirt. Turns out I am spilling coffee on myself all the time, it just doesn’t show!

I 100 percent believe this, and I am usually a totally rational person.

I’m still enjoying the allegations that Trig isn’t Sarah’s kid and she faked it to protect Bristol.

Eh, I’m not buying it. Aiden designed expensive furniture that looked like stuff your gramps left in the attic plus logs. Ben designs expensive furniture that looks like IKEA. Totes different guys!!

Reachingggggg.

No. Being proud of her own success - at her career and at not getting pregnant - is not an implied criticism of other women.

I was going to say that I’ll be fine, but then I remembered that one husband’s cousin who just has to be switched at birth. He’s going to flip. Part of me dreading, part of me rubbing my hands with glee. Conservative tears provide 50% of my daily caloric intake.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

I’m quite certain the guy has done exactly what he’s accused of doing, but his point is that it’s very easy to ruin someone’s life now without anything approaching due process. He probably deserves to have his career ruined, but he doesn’t seem confused about the 1st Amendment, or due process.

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.