I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

Hasn’t AbFab always been offensive though? The way it portrays gay men and lesbian women. The way all women are portrayed as vacuous, high maintenance bitches(it’s high fashion so probably has more than a grain of truth.) I mean talk about bad stereotypes!! They have a white woman playing a Japanese man ... sounds…

I’m wondering if it’s a ruse. That the male Japanese designer isn’t really Japanese and male.

If only they had some sort of test, easily available, widely used, and cheap, to give women when they are either going through already mandatory medical examinations and intake intake into a correctional facility or else when a woman claimed to be pregnant already in custody in a facility that undoubtably has at least…

To be fair “Absolutely Fabulous” is in fact SUPPOSED to be politically incorrect and insensitive. This is part of the satire. And they have a woman playing a man. I’m guessing that it will be an over the top satire as well. And I’m guessing a lot of their humor will offend someone.

Did you see those nails?! I’m so abjectly horrified. A French manicure with huge tips is terrible, but leave the poor glitter alone. The glitter is ashamed to be there.

Sorry, she ain’t had an ice cream cone in fifteen years. I’m sure she either took a single bite or it was someone else’s and she took a pic.

Aargh, I have a bit of a horrible confession to make. A couple weeks back I called my mother a cunt. It was in the heat of an argument, and we tend toward vulgarity even when all is calm, but still......this was a line I thought I’d never cross. I called my mother later to apologize, telling her, “You’re not a cunt,…

Someone get me to a hospital; my ovaries have burst.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

I had children with “mine”. You can’t prove emotional abuse in court in custody cases, so I’ve got about 10 more years of deprogramming to go till I get relief - they pick up their dad’s behavior. Meanwhile, a ninja therapist, yoga, Jessica Jones, a good lawyer, an understanding boyfriend, and an amazing best friend…

I wonder if each group of Housewives think they’re better than that other group of Housewives?

How was Martha wrong, except she should have said Z list?

Aaaahhh I live in Springfield, MA!

She’s from the old school method of consent. The belief is that a little consent (drinking alcohol in the presence of a man, wearing too little clothing, going into the territory of a man alone) is the same thing as consenting to EVERYTHING.

That day will never come. Narcissistic sociopaths like him go their whole lives without that realization. If he were capable of having a revelatory moment of wrongdoing, he wouldn’t have done the things he did. I have known people like this. There’s something broken in their brains and the collateral damage is HUGE,…

True story: hearing that phrase always makes me want to sob on this inside. I hate it. It’s such a fake attempt at minimizing anything bad that happens. Like just accept that sometimes sucky things happen and move on.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

I pity her, she’s been raised not to see or know about the very real options she has.

I... I just... I don’t want to judge because I once witnessed my psycho ex leave a club with his other girlfriend and walk toward his house, and he just smiled and waved at me and kept walking, and the next day I (confronted him with the irrefutable evidence of my eyes) allowed myself to be convinced again that they…