My adult self is rolling her eyes and making the very safe assumption that it’s totally not worth spending the money. My inner 15-year-old, however, is practically doing cartwheels and cannot wait to own this ‘zine.

She’s humorless. Or at least comes off that way. Franco seems like he’s in on the joke at least half the time.

Perfect except I would have spelled it attenshun.

This is old too, but this is the only form in which Chloe Sevigny interests me.

Without her we wouldn’t have this wonderful thing.

Good evening America this Chloe Sevigny. It has recently come to my attention that I love talking about my former lovers. I first discovered my admiration for bring up long dead subjects while listing to Jean Tripplehorn talk about something.

This is pretty simple. IF you have sex with someone other than your significant other and you didnt agree on said arrangement with your significant other before hand, thats cheating. How difficult of a concept is that?

Want something that will really make your eyeballs bleed?

No, it’s the genes. Black people have different experiences around the world. Are you gonna say that a black person living in the suburbs is less black than a black person living in the hood? You’d be a fool to think so.

“Pray tell?”

The thing is, you have proof that you have black genes in you. Rachel does not.

Watch how this is all somehow going to end up being black people’s fault. All the “reverse racism” (the only kind that matters!) she suffered at Howard or them refusing to “accept” her or some such nonsense. Somehow they will find a way to put this pathological narcissist’s bullshit on us. Just look at all the people…

Someone needs to explain to her that the “everyone’s Irish on St. Paddy’s Day!” thing isn’t transferable to blackness.

Plus, lady tears should be saved for science labs alone, in between falling in love with your labmates. DUH.

Next, she’s going to film herself having sex with a black dude. If you watch it without her consent, you are saying “yes, she is black.”

I have a running joke with a friend who told me once that I was “a hip black man trapped in a short white man’s body”. I didn’t really think to much about it, but after reading all this, I think it may be about time we retire that joke.

As if people need more reasons to hate on performance art these days ...

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Here’s a pic of her at Howard, she’s top left.