Thanks. I try. I’m not a saint and screw up. When I do, my kids call me on it, we talk it through and get back on course. When they screw up I call them on it, we talk it through and get back on course. Sometimes we shout, sometimes doors are slammed, and sometimes one or all of us say dumb shit. But the overall goal…

And after Zowie he chose, for a bit, to be called Joey.

Both of them deny the song was about her. It was apparently about Keith Richard’s daughter, Angela.

They were both cheating drug addicts and neither got clean, if I remember correctly, until after they split. I think he got clean first.

And quite frankly, she was living in London until they divorced, upon which time she made the choice to move back to the States, thereby ripping her son away from regular in person contact with his father. She didn’t need to do that and I imagine the kid just wants to be with his dad.

The thing is if you let him make that choice and handle it well he will come back to you. Forcing him will only breed resentment and have longer-term implications.

Agree. As my kids grow older I have to let the rope slacken a bit and allow them to get on with fucking up. Because they will, just as I did, just as most people did. I’ve given them the tools on how to be a decent person and conduct themselves well and now I need to trust they’ve picked up enough that they won’t…

You’re supposed to eat your meat well done when pregnant? When did this happen? Mine was more or less still mooing because I was really into raw meat when pregnant.

I live in Europe. Ate loads of stank cheese through several pregnancies. Also drank the odd glass of red with it. Actually, ate anything I wanted and they kids were fine. Then I gave them nuts and all sorts of crazy things, just like I got as a kid. Not an allergy in sight and we’re all fine. People worry too much.…

Bloody hell, eat regular food, try to get exercise daily, don’t booze it up, and lay off the smokes. The odd glass of wine and your basic three squares a day and you’re good to go. I ate bleu cheese and all sorts of stuff that I was apparently not supposed to eat. My kids are healthy as horses and rarely get ill. And…

Going Clear not in the Doc category. Gee, shocking. Anyway. Rampling for the win.

He’s been a huge fan of hers for a long time so this is quite lovely. Plus, she has the best laugh. Totally goofy.

The problem is that Lisa probably wouldn’t understand the Jersey ladies. Plus, the Jersey ladies would give one shit about Vanderpump’s pseudo posh act. I’m still amazed at how many people fall for it, but something tells me that the Jersey ladies wouldn’t give a shit enough to fall for it. They’d just toss a table at…

The article says she wiped her face on the gown and saved it in a plastic bag, so I would guess there is some evidence on there?

If she told the doctor and nurse what happened they’re required to report it, so no surprises there. I’m just trying to think of an ER where anyone would have time to jerk off without someone else, such as a nurse, walking in. I’ve been in enough ERs to know just how busy and hectic they are, with people zooming in…

Just read over on dListed that Anna Duggar might be pregnant again. Bloody hell. http://dlisted.com/2016/01/13/jos…

He didn’t have several kids, he’s about to have his 11th and 12th kid at 31-years-old. I don’t know if it’s embarrassing or just plain stupid and irresponsible. And to be honest, if I met some guy who had that many kids from that many women across that many states, no way in hell would I fuck him, let alone marry him,…

Well, ten kids from women across three states, something like 4 four year olds and 3 three year olds or something - that’s just plain irresponsible. And yes, embarrassing. The dude is only 31 years old. Bonus is that he can’t remember all their names.

Better question is why wasn’t he wrapping it up when he realised he had super sperm?

My grandparents had a lot of kids as well but they knew their names. And they didn’t have them with endless partners across multiple states.