She’s made it clear for years that she’s aware he sleeps around. Part of her ‘distress’ comes from knowing this will all end up in the press, so basically she’s embarrassed for the world to know she put up with a cheating dog. Whether that means she knew he was a rapist is another question.

Yep. He’s going to be like those Mob guys who suddenly develop heart conditions and are thus unable to toddle into court. Six months later they’re water skiing.

Because if you have good tits and like to show them off no one should ever listen to anything you say because, hey! Tits! Distraction! Squirrel!

Of course it’s not. But hey, no need to NOT get offended when one can parse words and find something to get your knickers in a twist. Sigh.

I had a pay as you go at one point that would eat up the minutes if someone else would text me. My kids had the same. nothing wrong with learning to economise, even if it’s in minutes. Now that they have iPhones they still have shitty plans that run out quickly if they stream too much and then they have to wait weeks…

I suggested to my ex that he get a vasectomy after we were done having kids because I didn’t want to continue on the pill. 20+ years was long enough for me. His response went along the lines of ‘emasculation, my penis, sperm count, I’m a man, blah blah blah’. I should have divorced him right then, tbh, because he was…

Thank God you said it. I thought it was going to be Manufactured Outrage Central once again.

So NOW Kelly Rutherford says kids need both parents? She really is off her rocker.

But we had landlines back then. Most people I know don’t have landlines anymore, and I don’t want my kids on my phone or their friends calling me looking for them.

As far as food, if she is this strict the kids will go nuts once they’re on their own, eating every piece of crap they can get their hands on. Or they’ll go to the other extreme. Either way isn’t healthy. And no dairy is bizarre to me.

You’re not missing anything. I’ve heard the odd snippet here and there and it’s dullsville.

Seriously. Whip off your bra and make a big deal about it and yep, I’d probably say, ‘Nice rack’ myself. And I’ve got big tits.

Part of me thinks ‘Whelp, we should ignore someone putting their tits out there because, you know, we’re supposed to have the right to be sexual without anyone giving us a hard time’. And then reality hits and I know that as much as I wish the world were different the fact is is that if you put your tits out there…

I find it amazing that whenever she’s had the kids in the States it’s pap walk after pap walk. And they’re always dressed in white, because: angels?

The key to gym visits is to not kill yourself. You don’t need to in order to reap benefits. Make sure you do a decent amount of cardio, then lift a few weights to target whatever your problem areas are and as long as you’re not eating crap 24/7 (meaning stop eating out of boxes and cook fresh - it’s not that hard)…

I also love how he acts like he’s new to this fatherhood gig. The dude’s got 3 or 4 kids out there already. The Monaco royals really are the trashiest of all time.

If the babies like bright plastic things why aren’t they gnawing on their mother? Because she is a marvel of modern plastic surgery. That said, I really love her haircut. And he looks like the most insincere asshole on earth. I hope whatever deal she made was worth it.

You’re either kelly R or a friend. Either way, everything is laid out there in the court papers. The Hollywood Reporter is not exactly a reputable site so bring on the court papers or stop pissing into the wind. Kelly Rutherford stupidly thought she could screw over her second husband as she did her first. She didn’t…

Brody where’s mascara, yes?

Based on what? All the times he’s fallen out of pubs and end up on the cover of the red tops? Because that’s sure happening all the time, right?