Wait a sec... am I supposed to like these songs? I think he’s an ok singer but really? How much are they paying Gawker to say this stuff is anything but background noise? Bloody hell.

Wait a sec... are you saying that every single thing a woman does is not perfect? You are so going to be sent back to the greys on Jezebel for that attitude.

Yeah, whatever. Sarah Symonds did it years ago (and wrote a bloody book) and it remains obvious that being the side chick is nothing to brag about.

The more I think about this the more I think Amber Rose is full of shit. She is just as much of a fame whore as Kim Kartrashian or anyone else on the scene. She is PLAYING THE SCENE. Her showing up at a slut shaming event or making a video saying ‘Hey, I OWN my walk of shame’ is just another PR ploy to make her brand…

I see this with her sister - the pregnant one: she barely seems to have a part and I have to ask if she’s using shoe polish.

Nah. Not buying it. I know we’re all supposed to act perfectly all the time but in reality we sometimes want to reconnect with someone - and often it’s someone we’ve hurt or who has hurt us and this drives us to try to make things right, get closure, etc. That’s not stalking, that’s human. Stalking is a whole…

I think it would be fun if they did an All-Star Housewives franchise. I’d like to see Brandi, Vanderpump, Ramona, Sonja-with-a-J, Bethany, Jill, Camille and anyone from any of the other franchises that I’ve never seen that would be a fun addition to the mix.

Jesus, Katy Perry actually ok’d that picture?

Just wrote something similar. Did she shave them off and then draw them back on?

Erm, those eyebrows?

Well, ‘normally pretty’ if you weigh in the already considerable amounts of plastic surgery she’s had.

I love this song! Just listened to it a few weeks ago when I sloshed through the door pissed out of my gourd.

Nah, sounds like she bailed, time passed, she realised she didn’t treat him well and wants to say she’s sorry. Either way, great song.

Please tell me you’re joking about the stalker bit. Please?

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

That’s the joke going around various places on the Internet: people singing Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’, sans blind girl.

Heard it as she introduced it on radio. 20 seconds in and I had tears in my eyes. She is an absolute treasure. Cannot wait for the rest of the album.

Hahaha... that’s how I feel about BH and NYC. It’s my secret thing that I can’t stop watching.

All Housewives shows are trash, though, aren’t they? Well, maybe not NYC, which is pure brilliance.

Jesus Jugs? Oh my. Maybe I’ll bunk off work tomorrow.