Are you telling me that Vegas is not a hub for legit models? Get the fuck outta here.

I just remembered all those seasons where towards the end she would take the last 4 or 6 to some foreign country and make them do a commercial in a language they had no clue about. Because THAT always happens in the modelling world! The one in Australia was the best, because she pissed on whomever couldn’t pull off…

The one on the far left in the main pic - I remember her being gorgeous but actually big-boned. When she tried to model after the show she lost tons and tons of weight and looked frightening.

Yep, her. Didn’t know she went to Asia.

That’s the one. She’s one of the few who knew it was basically bullshit and used it as a platform for other things.

Nigel Barker was always such a twat.

I used to love when she’d force them to do some bizarre makeover, such as the bleaching of the brows, and then kick them off in the next episode. So they’d have to go back to their little town looking like an alien because that shit only works in certain worlds.

But she was the greatest most special and wonderful model who ever lived!

Don’t you dare cross Tyra!

Whatever happened to the one with the huge eyes and blonde hair. She was on an early season and had been an Internet meme or something prior. She was actually quite interesting.

She was actually decent, if a bit dim.

This show is still on? I gave up about a decade ago. Couldn’t take one more second of Tyra’s ego.

I can never listen to her because I’m so distracted by the plastic surgery. Her doctor did a good job but it still kind of freaks me out.

Those idiots are still ‘taking a break’ to ‘sort things out’. Meaning they’re laying low until things blow over, will come back with ‘We’re stronger than ever!’ and try to reboot their pathetic ‘career’.

Looks like he had a playbook for picking up students. Charming.

His wife is in serious denial. Dollars to donuts he’s done more than a bit of groping and massaging.

Yeah, her voice, the few times I’ve heard it, makes me grind my teeth.

I forgot the best part: she says that by ‘submitting’ your man will put up with all your endless yammering. Because we ladies just talk and talk and who wants to listen to that? But he’ll deal if you spread ‘em whenever he wants. Jesus Christ, these people are bonkers.

And no mention of her ‘needs’ because hey, sex is for the menz and ladies don’t like it anyway. Just lay back, submit, and think of England.

I just read that good old whispery Michelle has posted on her blog about how a wife ‘must always submit’ to her man, even when heavily pregnant. Nice passive-aggressive dig at Anna Duggar, as it just MUST have been Anna’s fault Josh is a perv.