You mean like this?

Functioning alcoholic juggling multiple fuck buddies, two of whom live in her building? Edgy.

I had that happen once. The dude told me he wasn’t interested and I was... confused, as I saw him as nothing more than someone to smoke with at parties while engaging in idle chit chat. It was an odd experience.

Love me some Joe B but don’t think he has a shot in hell. I’d rather see him do something along the lines of Jimmy Carter.

I’m not completely sure, as I’d never get involved in a situation like this, but if I were to do it it would go some thing like this: keep quietly banging him, get loads of gifts, trips, etc., when it becomes apparent things are dwindling hit him up for a big payment (subtly, of course). If that doesn’t come through…

Perhaps the reason there are more McD’s and Taco Bells is because of demand, which means they can probably buy their ingredients at slightly lower rates because: bulk. Therefore I doubt it will have much impact whatsoever.

Is this true? And if so, why would the size of a book matter? X-ray will tell security whether it’s a real book or not. And I just recently flew in the States with a butt ton of books in my carry on. Big, small, medium sized.

Wait a sec...the size of a book created a security problem? In what way would the size of the book be an issue, as books come in a variety of sizes and hopefully are found in the hand luggage of everyone (read, people!)?

Nah, she’s just a dipshit who thinks banging the married movie star is her path to success. Not very bright, this one.

I’ll introduce you to my ex. Ben Affleck could play him in the movie of my life in his sleep. Not even remotely a stretch, other than colouring.

Lainey is batshit and makes up stuff as it comes to her in her sleep.

Yep, basic and forgettable. Probably like their ‘Night of Passion’.

She wasn’t unattractive, just very basic blonde.

As far as super white teeth I find them too much these days. Take care of your teeth, sure, and get them cleaned regularly, but the super blue white thing? Distracting.

Terrible taste in fonts I can ignore. Those names, though. Get a grip, hoe down girl.

I don’t think she’s a raving beauty but I don’t think the nanny is anything more than your basic post-grad looking young woman. At least Garner has a banging bod and that’s after three kids and four decades of life.

How did she know the wife was ‘setting a diabolical trap’?

Either way, screwing the nanny under your wife’s nose takes a special kind of asshole. And Garner won’t be the first woman, or the last, to think she’s the special one who can keep some guy on the straight and narrow. Live and learn: don’t get with a known cheater.

Yep, I think the nanny was/is delusional if she thinks she was or is more than a side piece bit of fluff. Stupid girl.

Yeah, I know, but it’s still gross. Honestly, it’s bad enough to screw around and bust up your family and then expect your kids to deal with your side piece but throw in the fact that she was once a family employee? Gross all around.