I’ll bet he fuckin’ slays with that line down at the cop bar every time he tells a funny story about hassling someone powerless. Fuck bullies, especially when they get badges.

No it’s my procedure

I profusely apologize. As is now the standard of punishment for posting facts in Trump’s America I will self-flagellate myself 10 times and swear I won’t enjoy it.

This article is ridiculous. Seriously, are you forgetting Kasey Keller, Tim Howard, Marcus Hahnemann, Brad Guzan, Brad Friedel, etc etc. There are currently 3 US players in the Prem, it’s a takeover!

there you go with your damn ‘facts’!

How dare you poke holes in Billy’s Premier League coverage.

I look forward to all the cricket stories this will spawn

Swansea currently sit 2nd to last in the standings with only 5 points in 11 games, 6 points and a tie-breaker from safety. Bob Bradley is currently 0-1-3 (1 draw) in 4 games in charge. The fans are in open revolt against the US ownership. I don’t think the Swansea experiment is going to work out, unfortunately.

The weird pseudo-ironic jingoism of American soccer fans is gross and needs to stop. In 2016, there’s no such thing as “chauvinist, but in a winking way.”

It is such a big deal that they have a holiday the day after Christmas devoted to boxing.

I am pretty sure the Asian people who are actually annoyed by the GITS casting are Asian American. One of the big problems with whitewashing (we can get into a debate about whether GITS is whitewashing somewhere else) is that there are plenty of qualified Asian American actors who would be great in the roles but the…

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?

Maybe he left his wallet there.

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

This isn’t shade. It’s an outright, full-frontal assault at this point.

I’m thinking it’s not shade but a well executed, multi-level burn.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Also Jeffrey+Ina are my marriage goals.

I just saw her and George at an event in Kennebunkport. (Kennebunk? Kennebunkport? I don’t care). I can accurately inform you that while Babs is wee, she is probably definitely taller than four feet tall. I am five feet tall, and I would have noticed if she came up to my nipples. I’m not allowed to drink at work…

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...