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Word has it you just need to comment how small his hands are.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I think it’s the case that Simmons and his ex-Grantland staff were like, “We’re no longer affiliated with espn so now we’re not constrained to doing only sports and pop culture anymore.” The problem being that sports and pop culture is what they’re good at.

“Could we ask you to RUN WITH THE WOLF? Sure. Maybe we could encourage you to SHOW US YOUR FANGS. It’s not that. It’s more that we, as an organization, are asking you to BE A MEMBER OF THE WOLFPACK and to DO THE DEW.”

Geoffroy’s spider monkey is a killing machine. Classic Geoffroy.

Apparently Meerkats also know when someone doesn’t know how to keep their big mouth shut.

no its a fish

Regarding the conservatives vs feminists faux pas: I don’t care either way, as long as you keep making plus size stuff I can wear to work. People who give me dresses with pockets can do whatever they want.

This aggression will not stand, man.

Also, prospective romantic partners will not want to make the sex with you

When will NFL owners get a fair shake? First you expect them to spend some of their own money to build their stadiums ... now you expect them to refund money that was paid for a service they never intended to provide? This isn’t the America I know.

It’s a disgrace after all he’s been through how the rest of the Weasleys refuse to communicate with him.

None of the Clinton Foundation controversy, however, is quite as blatant as what we’re allegedly looking at with Trump.

I’m sure Will Leitch has written a 30 page treatise about this event and how it symbolizes the purity of baseball and all that is good in the world.

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

That’s Tom Brady’s voice, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having heard a lot of fake accents in my time

Nice.