Hm. I mean, I know - I KNOW - satire and all that, but I dunno. This reminds me too much of this Onion article about birds being suddenly allowed to have abortions and then pushing all their eggs out of the nest, as if being allowed to do something undesirable becomes desirable by virtue of it being allowed.
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are you me? in 2nd grade my mom (catholic) made me go to catechism school (which i loathed) after normal school (which i loved). the day we learned the cycle of rain in normal school, i (being the kind of kid who liked to test adults) asked the nuns how rain works. the nuns told me “when it rains it means god is…
My Kassandra is into both; because she’s got it like that!
Unless you are a nun! Jesus wants you to completely cover your body if you are married to him! Jesus doesn’t marry sluts!
4 to 5 sexual partners and 2 to 3 committed relationships by age 27 is literally me. I feel good about it. Sounds like Average Anna and I would be good friends!
My important takeaway from Average Anna was that her husband needed to contribute more around the house, and stop taking her for granted. Maybe if he would talk at the dinner table instead of playing with his phone, she wouldn’t be so likely to have an affair, I’m just saying.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Nobody said burqa. Hahahahahaha, of course that’s not necessary. That’s a heathen muslim garment. Jesus loves you and wants you to have greater freedoms than those terrorists. But just, like, one or two more freedoms. Don’t go crazy with the freedom, young lady.
Being in debt is okay. That’s how leveraging works.
Yes, the belly and the navel are used in sexual play. You know what else is--everything. Lips, ears, neck, hands.... wearing a burqa won’t make men respect you.
I’m a little hazy on the details of what method they came to being born again virgins, I was too dumbstruck by the drawing on the board that vividly illustrated how sex was the equivalent of a firey car crash. They were people who had had sex, and for reasons beyond me, decided that being a virgin was important to…
You’ve never heard of this? This is people who had sex before marriage and then go and lie and say they have recommitted. But they still fuck people. Only they lie about it now or rationalize that pulling out means it’ not real sex.
I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.
There’s another picture somewhere showing that those little cups are actually printed with the presidential seal, which makes me think that President McCheese actually has fries served in them often.
Why is he wearing his overcoat indoors, in his own house??
“nowhere in her statement does it also say that men who think they might rape women when they are drunk should stay sober too”
Is that a paper cup with the seal of the president on it?
Look, I have nothing against Christianity. I AM one (a bad one but yes, I believe.) What I dislike is this parading of one’s faith across social media platforms; it’s the outside of the cup and saucer rendered in pixels.
He strikes me as the kind of loser who wanted to remarry before his ex-wife so that he could be the one to "win the divorce".