Yes. So?

Vampirates?

The end font.

“300 years after man declared God dead,”
Speculate on what the hell happened in 2007 below!

A Moon Knight show... scripted by Warren Ellis.

You’ve hit upon the crux of the fandom for the movie, I think. the movies were not particularly faithful to the comics, and Hellboy did have some petulant teenager vibes from time to time. Not to mention a completely shoe-horned in love-interest in Liz. Dispite that, the movies were very fun, and Perlman shines…

Congrats on the Ron Pearlman cosplay I guess.

As long as they don’t order the special, they should be fine...

The two perfect castings in that show were Andrew Robinson as Garak, and Avery Brooks as Sisko. Their dynamic in this scene is the best in the series:

Brooks was just the right amount of unhinged maniac weirdo to play a calm reserved Captain with the fire of a thousand suns when necessary.

Lemme open up my trunk of angsty teen poetry and let’s get started!

Beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

To be fair, he did have help...

Man, I’m reminded of an old flash game, Faith Fighter. A friend and I used to play that for hours, and it would ususlly devolve into seeing who could spam their broken special the most.

For whatever reason, ABC/Disney isn’t putting major money into its TV shows.

UGH right during peak saturday three day weekend brunch too.

Photoshop killed the art of the movie poster.

I wish Dark Tower could have been really good instead :(

Um, pH 1 is very, very acidic.

Doesn’t he already have a pretty bog-standard Midwest accent? If anything, let him be Minnesotan or something. I’m trying to see one of Lake Wobegon’s above-average children go nuts.