Then it would STILL be better than Batman vs Superman.

sponge: Alexa, play “baby-making music” for while I’m sitting at home alone, flipping morosely through TV channels for hours on end.

Meanwhile, in DC.

Have you ever actually been systematically verbally abused? Do you know what it’s like? For years on end, again and again, walking eggshells around your abuser, always thinking about what you say or do, the way you talk, sit, act, BREATHE, thinking how all that you do might make them go off and degrade you for…

Your name is 31 savage, how can you even talk?

I love that scene. How do people not love Dark World?

Let’s properly tweak those quotes for the TV spots.

Show some respect to a film that won an Oscar.

Now do shrinkage, they do mention a scared turtle...

Seven times? He should be fine. He has 13 Life left.

Sooooo, when a human throws up the Vulcan hand sign, is it cultural appropriation now?

Should it be written backwards, so that they can read it when looking in the mirror or forwards, to serve as a warning to other executives?

That last line was my feeling much of the time. Like, I’m missing something. I must be missing something. So many people love this so much. Am I the crazy one? Is there something I’m doing wrong? Are these the villains we’re following, and I’m supposed to be rooting for... fucking Sportsmaster? Did I just forget to…

The second season must be something really special, for there to be so many people clamoring for it to return. The second season must just really set it apart. Because I watched the whole first season, and wow. I mean, damn. That season was just hot fucking garbage.

Hate to state the obvious, but since you’ve got Iron Giant it’s hard to ignore:

Danny...Rand. Please God be Danny Rand.

how about a poster

I... I don’t think there are any other Vulcan families. Just Spock’s.

“Superman was a beacon to the world.”

Whatever. They should have hired Ollie’s Wig from the Arrow flashbacks. That wig works day-in, day-out, on location, with the most ridiculous props actors, and never breaks. He could handle all of these stunts without any of the fancy CGI this hoity toity theater wig needs.