As a 32 year old lifelong Bills fan all I have to say is........ FUCK YES. I don’t even care if this dude blows up our locker room. When we signed Rex I said “Welp, at least they’ll talk about us on TV and the internet more.” Barely into training camp and lookee here. Headlines already. You never fail to impress me…

I would have used Leo Dicaprio for the reference, but I feel more people dislike him in general, so Johnson suffices perfectly.

And your point?? BESIDES the one on top of your head.......

So....cool story, honestly, Pipes was my Fav and I think it's awesome you hung out with him but how old are you? I hope not older than 16 because you still believe the myth that people don’t get high when they smoke for the first time.... unless you smoked fake bud.

What a waste of a degree......

I dunno know. On one hand I’m like “WTF?” On the other hand, my dad’s ex-wife taught my half brother and half sister how to hate with wanton disregard, oh and how to forge checks with my dads signature, so yeah, they were literally brainwashed.... some times women aren’t that innocent......but yeah, I dot think it’s…

This is a horrible article and you sound like a bad decision maker

I think even Ryback would prefer to have Cena as IC Champ...Seriously though, this guy Ryback, lost every match for like a year and now he's unbeatable because you gave him the strap?? I need a better progression than that WWE.....

Agreed. I feel like Cena is legitimizing the U.S. title right now so people care about it again, and when he’s done here they’ll have him move up to the IC next.

BRING BACK JOEY STYLES. RIGHT NOW. TOTAAAAAL ELIMINAAAATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deceased Mode

Did you charge him appropriately? did he pay?? Yes to both??? Then, You’re wrong and a piece of shit. You’re not an asshole, you're what the assholes reliefs itself of.

You need to divorce Sriracha hipster now... It will only get worse then Sriracha on fucking ravioli

I mean, It’s not a concentration camp. If you want to leave before the mid/post credit scenes..... feel free. You’re not a hostage sir, just an asshole who doesn’t realize he can leave, or better yet, not even go to the movie to begin with! go figure!

I have no idea why this lacks so many stars.....

Hey John Lester, I don't think AWOL means what you think it means......

Nah. Those are people with critical minds, not introverts. There is no small talk w/o analysis with a critical minded person, they just can’t do it. Trust me, I lived with one for years.

This is when every socially awkward person who claims they are not socially awkward and just introverted starts maniacally searching the internet to find the blog that argues this point so they can slap it in the comments like “SEE?!?!?!? SITTING IN THE CORNER AT PARTIES WHILE STIRRING MY DRINK WITH MY BARE FINGER AND…

“Once the goose is filled, we’ll know who Poseidon trusts.”

LOL. I’m the arrogant one. That’s a good one. I don’t think I’ve ever been called arrogant over the internet before. Especially by a guy who had the ability to not even begin this conversation but JUST HAD TO stop by. Talk about idiots. You two instigated this shit, so don’t get all mad and take it personal when I…