Sure, that might have happened for you, I never denied that you most likely spent your weekends (and week nights, let’s be honest) lording over the crying faces of small children in arcades all across this land as you squandered their quarters for foolishly challenging your hardcore gamer-ness but for everyone I know…

Dipshit..... I'm FROM that generation. Clearly, you're not the most perceptive person on these boards. YOU DO NOT speak for a generation of people...... myself included. Get over yourself.

you forgot..... "That's Brisk Baby"

I love how you, a SINGLE person... just 1... can speak for AN ENTIRE GENERATION and culture of gaming. GTFO with that. Clown. You’re wrong. I win.

Those fucking unicorn dildo hats... gets me everytime

Can we talk about how winning the NCAA wrestling Championship makes you an AMATUER champion and joining the WWE makes you a PROFESSIONAL wrestler? It's so backwards, and I'm a WWE fan.

Actually, Shmrock went from Pancreas to UFC to WWE back to MMA

I’m positive YOU are the only “older gamer” who would refuse to play a Nintendo...... Because you’re a fiery insufferable asshole.

There are a lot of ridiculous people on this comment thread. SO ridiculous......

How am I only the third star on this??? we've got to do better, people....

Fair enough, Sir. I accept that response as fair enough. Tip o' the cap to you.

but....... you're not.........

Holy shit dude.... you’ve absolutely passed the point of no return. you have no option but to eat this comment. This is the hill you chose to die on.....?

Really guy? Really?

The fact that this whole post is satire, apparently, is way less common knowledge than the fact that fanboys, when left to their own devices, will always implode at any portrayal of their beloved.

If THIS guy is in the black, ALL of you deserve to come out of the grays. tipping the scales in the name of smart, gray commenters everywhere!!!!

I just realized I have the power to bring people out of the Grays here.... I don’t know how, why or when this happened but I will start getting drunk with power around 12:45 pm....... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

See, as a 32 year old, I totally side eyed the OP (Samer) like "Who you explaining romper room to? We know shit, you young motherfucker" and then came to the realization that Samer probably had to Google it, so he could explain it to us. Fuck. The dawn of having to explain every reference I make to the people around…

So can I be the one to remind them they are only bartenders? and actually pretty insignificant when it come to the hierarchy of importance to society? When your whole means for survival is reliant on peoples generosity, sometimes, I dunno, people are going to be shitty. It’s a part of life. I deal with dumb shitty…

Wow... you sound like the worst person to spend time with. Ever.