“Designed for people who need SUV practicality but really miss driving sport sedans,”

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.

How very [insert dystopian novel] of her.

Unless this system can tell which direction the honk is coming from, I’d be laying on my horn at every stale green.

I bet Deckard only pretended to kill him, or something. Hobbs & Shaw worked pretty hard to say that Deckard was never a true bad guy, so undoing Han’s murder is the last step in making him a hero.

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

You’re telling me there isn’t 2 center consoles!

We’ve been through this, and it hasn’t changed.

Kristen’s underwear:

A band of international terrorists kidnaps his family and threatens to kill them unless he wins the tractor race and pig calling contest at the county fair. Now he has to steal the modification key from John Deere so he can give it, I dunno, a big turbo, NOS, and a massive wing.

You’re lucky. When you were at a transformative age, when you were at the brink of adulthood and building a new identity for yourself, you had The Fast And The Furious; you identified with it; it shaped you.

There’s a decent chance that trailer for a trailer cost over six digits to produce. Despite my crappy headphones, I’m pretty sure most of that was spent on bass.

It’s a medical thing.

Bad fake. It’s all over the place, starting with credit checks then vaguely making a segue into a car critique without referencing any specific policy or making plans to discuss.

El Nino. Spanish for “The Nino”

Looks like they reinvented the wheel.

“My current car, 2006 mustang, is finally starting to break down.”

Am I the only one who didn’t see any version of this show (another showrunner, minority showrunner, black writing staff, etc.) working? An America where slavery still exists? Slavery DOES still exist, it’s just been rebranded. As the article mentions, no version of this concept is not #slaveporn

The relationship between the British press and their royalty is baffling, hilarious, and deeply creepy. “How dare our prince step back from his sacred royal duties of presenting awards, attending funerals and pretending to run charities! And just because we’ve been relentlessly abusing him and his wife for years? This…