Sriracha Hot sauce

Maggi sauce. I made sure I had it even in the darkest days of college and every apartment since. Introduced Mr. Vic to it, he can’t live without it either.

Nam prik

I actually live in St. Johns (North Portland), but I don’t have any real connection for the protesters, nor do I have any specific grudge against Shell. But wow, there are some real assholes in the Gizmodo community.

I generally just take Gizmodo’s hipper-than-thou attitude in stride but it would be nice - and…

Firehoses generally work pretty well at breaking up crowds of hippies. Throw in some soap and they can get their yearly bath too.

Yeah, I’m sure that day is a lot worse than those days in life where you lose loved ones, end relationships or see your house get burned down. No, almost buying an iPhone ranks at number 1.

The 3DO. I was playing FIFA in 3D whilst my mates were still blowing dust out of their SNES cartridges.

The military guys entire premise was so stupid that it pulled me out of the movie every time he was on screen. You know what makes a more effective weapon than trained dinosaurs? Satellites and cruise missiles :p

So then how is this made?

The marketing team at a company I worked for printed T-shirts that said “I’m a DP superstar.” I never thought I would have to explain what double penetration is at work...

Ha! Back home we called this the Texas tuxedo.

Guy on the left just caught the power of the Holy Ghost

We talked about this last night. She has 2 children from before we met and basically she has never had money to herself (she always has just spent it on the kids). So when I brought this up, it was completely confusing to her. She said "I guess I could use it to buy clothes or stuff for the kids". I had to explain to…

I literally go to Coscto just to buy 4-pack lots of bacon and industrial rolls of aluminum foil. Bacon for days, son!